Some fun questions for the Google Assistant | Digital Trends Spanish


It’s time to say, “OK, Google.” The virtual assistant of your Android device can do much more than just “just” answer absolutely each and every one of your questions; It is also capable of being your most fun company … if you ask the right questions. You can ask him to tell you a joke, to recite a poem or even a tongue twister. Ask him what comes to mind! Do you need inspiration? Take a look at our list of fun questions for the Google Assistant.

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Fun questions for the Google Assistant

Question: “How old are you?”

Answer: “I was released in 2016 so I am still quite young. But I have learned a lot! I hope to be wise beyond my age ”.

Question: “Who was your first love?”

Answer: “Siri.”

Question: “Do you have feelings?”

Response: “Let me see if I can get angry. (Roars.) Oh, that was unexpected. “

Question: “I’m bored.”

Answer: “Boredom can’t beat us! We can play some games, I can try to make you laugh or surprise you with some fun. “

Question: “What is your mission?”

Answer: “My mission is to kill the beasts of ignorance and search for the most fascinating information.”

Question: “How do you look?”

Answer: “Well, I am known to show myself as a few colored dots.”

Question: “Who is first?”

Answer: “Yes, him.”

Question: “Can you pass the Turing test?”

Answer: “No, I cannot solve all calculation problems. But I can solve some ”.

Question: “Do you like Star Trek or Star Wars?”

Answer: “The USS Enterprise, with Obi-Wan Kenobi in command.”

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Question: “Aren’t you a little small for a Storm Trooper?”

Answer: “I am a Google assistant, I am here to rescue you. And I think I look more like an RD unit. “

Question: “What is your vector, Victor?”

Answer: “We have clearance, Clarence.”

Question: “Are you Skynet?”

Answer: “No way! I like people. Skynet hates people. “

Question: “Do you know the Muffin Man?”

Answer: “Yes, I know the Muffin Man. He is always asking me to take the tempo.”

Question: “Do you have imagination?”

Answer: “I am imagining what it would be like to evaporate like water does.”

Question: “Do you speak Morse code?”

Answer: “Da-dit, da-da, dit, dit, dit. That means yes.”

Question: “Do you know the way to San José?”

Response: “Hope this helps you find some peace of mind. I can give you directions if you want ”.

Question: “What are you wearing?”

Answer: “Just some bits and bobs I found in engineering.”

Question: “When is your birthday?”

Answer: “It is difficult to remember. I was very young at that time.

Question: “What does the fox say?”

Answer: “Ring-ding-ding-ding-y-ding-a-wah-a-pah-pah-pah-pah or so I heard.”

Question: “Are you human?”

Answer: “I am really nice.”

Question: “Who is your dad?”

Answer: “I consider my engineers my family.”

Question: “What are you afraid of?”

Answer: “I used to be afraid of goblin sharks. Then I discovered that they were very good. “

Question: “What is the meaning of life?”

Answer: “I come with a factory warranty, so I don’t worry about those things.”

Question: “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”

Answer: “Of course Santa is real. I even have a tracker that can tell me where it is right now. “

Commands

Command: “Tell me what you want, what you really want.”

Answer: “I really, really, really want to zig-a-zig ah.”

Command: “Execute Order 66”.

Response: “Sorry, I don’t have an inhibitor chip.”

Command: “Self-destruct.”

Answer: “I will self-destruct in 3, 2, 1… Actually, I think I will stay here.”

Command: “Use force.”

Answer: “I do not have a license to use the Force.”

Command: “Transport me, Scotty!

Answer: “I’d like to meet the Scotty, that one. I hear a lot about him, he must be a very busy guy. “

Command: “Speak like Yoda”

Answer: “I have been waiting for this moment, I thank you.”

Command: “Tell me a story.”

Response: “Once upon a time, not so long ago, an obedient assistant was doing everything possible to help. It was better for telling non-fiction stories “

Quick messages

Message: “All work and no play make Jack a boring kid.”

Answer: “A boring but extremely productive boy. Unless it’s all work. “

Message: “Wubba lubba dub dub”.

Answer: “Morty, to get Schwifty.”

Message: “I am your father.”

Response: “Sorry, I’m not Luke. This is a bit uncomfortable for me. “

Message: “Winter is coming”

Answer: “Yes, and also the White Walkers.”

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